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This is a list of 114 black cards in the standard edition of Cards Against Humanity:

Cards Against Humanity/List of white cards

  • A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _____.
  • After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of New Orleans.
  • After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _____ to the people of Haiti.
  • Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _____.
  • And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _____.
  • And the Academy Award for _____ goes to _____.
  • Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _____.
  • BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _____!
  • Betcha can't have just one!
  • But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you _____.
  • Coming to Broadway this season, _____: The Musical.
  • Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _____ and would like your advice.
  • Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers _____.
  • During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _____.
  • During sex, I like to think about _____.
  • For my next trick, I will pull _____ out of _____.
  • He who controls _____ controls the world.
  • How am I maintaining my relationship status?
  • I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with _____.
  • I drink to forget _____.
  • I got 99 problems but _____ ain't one.
  • I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _____.
  • I never truly understood _____ until I encountered _____.
  • I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for _____.
  • I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _____.
  • In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, _____ will be our currency.
  • In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _____.
  • In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _____ had really been _____ all along.
  • In Michael Jackson's final moments, he thought about _____.
  • In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _____.
  • In a world ravaged by _____, our only solace is _____.
  • In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on _____.
  • In his new selfproduced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _____.
  • In his new summer comedy, Rob Schneider is _____ trapped in the body of _____.
  • In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _____.
  • In the distant future, historians will agree that _____ marked the beginning of America's decline.
  • In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time.
  • Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _____.
  • It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _____.
  • It's a trap!
  • Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to _____.
  • Life was difficult for cavemen before _____.
  • Lifetime presents _____, the story of _____.
  • MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _____.
  • Major League Baseball has banned _____ for giving players an unfair advantage.
  • Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's _____.
  • Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _____.
  • Next on ESPN2: The World Series of _____.
  • Rumor has it that Vladimir Putin's favorite dish is _____ stuffed with _____.
  • Science will never explain the origin of _____.
  • Sorry everyone, I just _____.
  • Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to _____.
  • TSA guidelines now prohibit _____ on airplanes.
  • That's right, I killed _____. How, you ask? _____.
  • The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _____.
  • The U.S. has begun airdropping _____ to the children of Afghanistan.
  • The class field trip was completely ruined by _____.
  • The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _____ is a basic human right.
  • This is the way the world ends \ This is the way the world ends \ Not with a bang but with _____.
  • This season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only _____ and his wits.
  • War! What is it good for?
  • What am I giving up for Lent?
  • What are my parents hiding from me?
  • What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?
  • What did I bring back from Mexico?
  • What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
  • What did the US airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?
  • What do old people smell like?
  • What does Dick Cheney prefer?
  • What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?
  • What ended my last relationship?
  • What gets better with age?
  • What gives me uncontrollable gas?
  • What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?
  • What helps Obama unwind?
  • What is Batman's guilty pleasure?
  • What never fails to liven up the party?
  • What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?
  • What will always get you laid?
  • What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?
  • What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?
  • What's a girl's best friend?
  • What's my antidrug?
  • What's my secret power?
  • What's that smell?
  • What's that sound?
  • What's the crustiest?
  • What's the gift that keeps on giving?
  • What's the most emo?
  • What's the new fad diet?
  • What's the next Happy Meal toy?
  • What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?
  • What's there a ton of in heaven?
  • When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of _____.
  • When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate _____.
  • When I pooped, what came out of my butt?
  • When I was tripping on acid, _____ turned into _____.
  • When I'm in prison, I'll have _____ smuggled in.
  • When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of _____.
  • When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _____.
  • While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _____.
  • White people like _____.
  • Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
  • Why am I sticky?
  • Why can't I sleep at night?
  • Why do I hurt all over?
  • _____ is a slippery slope that leads to _____.
  • _____. Betcha can't have just one!
  • _____. High five, bro.
  • _____. It's a trap!
  • _____. That's how I want to die.
  • _____: Good to the last drop.
  • _____: Kid-tested, mother-approved.
  • _____? There's an app for that.
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